No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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