She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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