she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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