My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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