Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
