Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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