Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
you never un-have a 4some
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
