I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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