I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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