Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
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