it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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