I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
