u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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