I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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