this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
