I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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