Whod you bang
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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