I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm always down for nudity.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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