Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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