Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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