Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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