My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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