Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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