Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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