I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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