Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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