I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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