obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
