Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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