? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
