she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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