his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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