Since when is my name a synonym for head?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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