I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Randomize
