i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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