There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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