I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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