I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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