i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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