so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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