whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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