I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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