1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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