it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Its about making memories worth repressing
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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