I hate your face
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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