just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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