Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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