I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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