Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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