so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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