I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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