i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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