chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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