I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
My Sexting was not on an AP level
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
