What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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