It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
