I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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